How Not To Rob A Bank

Police Make Arrest In Bizarre Manchester Bank Robbery - WMUR Manchester
What was this guy thinking? That nobody would notice a tree walking down the street? The robber showed no weapon — I expect the tellers handed over the money because they were stunned by the absurdity.
OK — this is the state with the First in the Nation(tm) Presidential Primary. Are people going to take our opinions seriously when even our criminals are nut-jobs?
(Pardon me while I wipe the tears of laughter out of my eyes…)

July 9th, 2007 at 5:32pm
No doubt he is the proud owner of Red Green’s Guide to Camouflage bought at the local gun shop. This is absurd beyond words - he’s on Elm Street wearing oak leaves, a sure giveaway.
July 20th, 2007 at 7:41am
Maybe he thought he was a tree and nobody would notice that he wasn’t. It takes all kinds to make this world go round even walking trees.
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